niggaimdeadass:

acoogihatandadream:

That’s a tech right?

son black people tho!!!

niggaimdeadass:

acoogihatandadream:

That’s a tech right?

son black people tho!!!

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vinebox:

literally me

vinebox:

literally me

(Source: unclefather)

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tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

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scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

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butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

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