every christmas movie
- middle aged man: christmas is stupid, santa doesnt exist, i work on christmas eve.
- little boy of middle aged man's girlfriend: no santa is real
- santa: *falls from sky and ends up in middle aged man's care"
- little boy: thats santa
- middle aged man: no hes a mall santa shut up you dumb fuck
- santa: YOU MUST DELIVER THE PRESENTS I AM ILL
- middle aged man: wtf ok i believe now
This is perfection.
If you ever want to shut me up, let me ride shotgun, turn the music up, wind down the windows and drive me down a dark road under a starry sky.
This is when I’m at my best.
I have a passionate love affair with the way the world looks from a moving vehicle.
This comment tho ^^
Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado
I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.