thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole)

369,277 notes

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

445,313 notes

chickenuqqet:

"hates a strong word"

image

32,376 notes

envycamacho:

do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real

372,542 notes

as-a-matter-of-fart:


not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person

as-a-matter-of-fart:

not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person

(Source: primadonis)

243,577 notes

despairjunko:

games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points

image

(Source: froslasss)

94,647 notes

niehaus-vause:

you can see her accent

107,837 notes