thatfunnyblog:

Will reblog this every time. It’s in my contract with the Internet.

thatfunnyblog:

Will reblog this every time. It’s in my contract with the Internet.

(Source: drunkchan)

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gourmetfastfood:

I could do it
Leo whispers to himself
I could just snatch it and run

gourmetfastfood:

I could do it

Leo whispers to himself

I could just snatch it and run

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ambiants:

ambiants:

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

tequila mockingbird

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deonte-s:

if you stretched out an average person’s skin over a football field, you would be arrested and no one would like you or trust you anymore

(Source: fearknower1993)

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jabletown:

why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear eye masks? they’re fucking humanoid turtles. who the fuck is going to see them without the eye masks and be like, oh you’re probably some other sentient humanoid turtles not the ones that fight crime.

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